I need your help & comments

The more I go on with this the harder it is to be positive about it, next to begging zoos to let me stroke their animals for free there is not a great deal I can do.
I looked at Antarctic expeditions and trips to South Georgia and surprisingly that is out of the question.
You can't even fly to South Georgia to see King Penguins on a beach. You have to travel by sea and South America and the Falkland Islands are at least 4-5 days sail away.
I can't even make a paper boat.
It's all here...
I would have to fly to Chile to catch one of these cruises.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
But as much as I can make out it I have to fly to Amsterdam, to Georgia USA, to Santiago, Chile. Then travel by car? Then to Punta Arenas, Chile then I have to pick some kind of boat ( I have a selection of a few) None of which assure my safety and survival. And these flights will cost me £800+. Doddle.
This all sounds like a fabulous adventure and would surely make a spectacular blog however I have £100 that my Mum gave me.
SO I NEED YOUR HELP.
If I set up a donate button with a total of £45 this would allow me to feed a penguin in a zoo, would anyone actually donate, between 50 p and £1 would be incredible for me.
Yes I am begging.

Update 9

Another zoo another no.

Matthew

 

Thank you for your email. As a charity the money raised from these experiences goes directly towards animal welfare and conservation projects here at the Zoo and they are very popular experiences, so unfortunately we cannot provide one of these experiences as complimentary.

 

I am sorry we cannot help you on this occasion.

 

Regards

Julia Lockett

Penguin falls over and is mocked by his friends